Determined to gatecrash her ex-lover's funeral on glamorous French hideaway Ile-de-Re, former Hollywood siren Helen (Joan Collins) escapes her London retirement home with the help of Priscilla (Pauline Collins), a repressed English housewife stuck in a bad marriage. Pooling their limited resources, they hit the road together by coach, ferry, car and foot in a race to get to the...
三位浑浑噩噩的夜班警卫，在一个年轻菜鸟跟小报记者的帮助之下，踏上史诗战役的光荣征途。误递的货物释放出饥饿凶暴的吸血鬼军团，这群貌不惊人的劳工兄弟无名英雄，除了要保住明天的饭碗，还要阻止心爱的家园巴尔的摩惨遭血腥屠戮……
